Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Intresting Javascript snipplet

Copy and paste this bit of JavaScript directly into the Address/Navigation bar of your browser:

javascript:{var R=0, x1=.1, y1=.05, x2=.25, y2=.24, x3=1.6, y3=.24, x4=300, y4=200, x5=300, y5=200, I=document.getElementsByTagName("img"), L=I.length; setInterval(function (){for(var i=0; i-L; i++){var S=I[ i ].style; S.position='absolute'; S.left=(Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5)+"px";*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5)+"px"}R++},5); void(0)}

or click here to try it on this page.

It's best to try this in Opera 9.

Friday, October 20, 2006

Minature media player has crap for battery life

This cheap little 128MB mp3 player I got recently (comes with a FREE! cracked LCD screen) fails it at battery life. How much battery life do I usually get out of it? About 30 minutes (on cheap batteries, though), and even with shitty dry-cell batteries, that's damn low. Most batteries should provide about 8-12 hours of play time, and a nice rechargeable battery should approach 15 hours.

Although I haven't mentioned it, the mp3 player uses 1 AAA sized battery.

It supports failure. I can't store my /b/ folder on it, it got ate. Why? Dunno, maybe it WANTED to eat my /b/ folder.

Or maybe it was just FAPPING.

Saturday, September 30, 2006

The Great Habbo Raid Video Series

So, I've been on YouTube looking for videos on the Habbo raids. I found a series of videos that just kicks ass, so I'll post them below.

The great Part 1:

Part 2:

Part 3:

Part 4 (final part):

Ship's Closed (omake):

Thursday, September 28, 2006

War on Drugs? Try War of Stupidity!

The following is quoted verbatim from

How long has there been a "War on Drugs"? Seems forever. (It was announced by Richard Nixon in 1971, but goes back millennia, as we saw above.) And year after year, it just gets crazier and crazier, ruins more and more lives, and drives the U.S. further into the pit of social disaster. How is it possible that this insanity persists (even though intelligent and rational people have been pointing out for many years how crazy and evil it is)? Read this page (and page two) for an understanding of what lies behind this monstrosity.

America, with less than 5 percent of the world population, has a quarter of the world's prisoners. There are six times as many Americans behind bars as are imprisoned in the 12 countries that make up the entire European Union, even though those countries have 100 million more citizens than the United States. Our jails and prisons have become the 51st state, with a greater combined population than Alaska, North Dakota and South Dakota. — Editorial, San Jose Mercury News, 1999-12-31.

In August [2000], the U.S. Department of Justice revealed that the number of men and women behind bars in the U.S. at the end of 1999 exceeded two million and the rate of incarceration had reached 690 inmates per 100,000 residents — a rate Human Rights Watch believed to be the highest in the world (with the exception of Rwanda). ... The unrelenting war on drugs continued to pull hundreds of thousands of drug offenders into the criminal justice system: 1,559,100 people were arrested on drug charges in 1998; approximately 450,000 drug offenders were confined in jails and prisons. According to the Department of Justice, 107,000 people were sent to state prison on drug charges in 1998, representing 30.8 percent of all new state admissions. Drug offenders constituted 57.8 percent of all federal inmates.Human Rights Watch World Report 2001: United States

At this time the Gulag Archipelago, the scattered islands of prisons in which hundreds of thousands of non-violent people are locked away for half their lives for their opposition to the disgraceful and immoral policies of a tyrannical and dictatorial state, is not in Russia, rather it is in the United States of America. This is a crime against humanity by which the government of the United States, which trumpets itself as a defender of liberty and democracy, makes itself into an object of contempt in the eyes of the world.

Friday, September 08, 2006

MSN Conversations Part 1

[22:10:03] matman: probally its way too expensive for what it is but it are great coffee
[22:10:25] matman: the good thing is i didnt pay for it
[22:10:53] matman: and still some poor nigger kids in africa now are rich cause of it
[22:12:14] matman: i think i got better things to do then chat on them MSN
[22:12:20] matman: he gots lots of weed
[22:12:45] matman: hes dad is a real gipsy with a trailer and lots of weed
[22:39:54] matman: i once almost fell out of my window when i peed trough it when i was drunk
[22:40:05] matman: thats why i dont pee there anymore
[22:40:10] matman: id fall 20 meters
[22:40:31] matman: hm maybe only 15 or so
[22:40:38] matman: duno how high my house is
[22:40:53] Lord Segin the Hacker: more like 15 _feet_.
[22:46:05] Lord Segin the Hacker: so you pee on your kitchen roof?
[22:46:21] matman: no theres some thing to catch rain under it
[22:46:27] Lord Segin the Hacker: it's called a gutter.
[22:47:06] matman: and can be get out with a manual pump down here
[22:47:22] matman: so my pee can be reused if needed
[22:55:05] matman: i am smoking cigars that taste like coconuts and other stuff
[22:55:40] matman: i been smoking weird things today
[22:55:53] Lord Segin the Hacker: like what, some guys pole?
[22:56:01] Lord Segin the Hacker: just kidding
[22:56:27] matman: hops, aplle tobaco, spanish filter cigarettes, them coconut cigars
[22:56:40] Lord Segin the Hacker: you've been _smoking_ hops?
[22:56:46] Lord Segin the Hacker: How do you do that?!
[22:56:46] matman: yep
[22:57:36] matman: dry them egg shaped things on the plant, get teh yellow powder out and roll it in a joint
[22:57:55] matman: it makes you slightly high and euphoric for a short time
[22:58:10] matman: its quite subtle but realy nice
[22:59:21] matman: or you can cook them filter the stuff, vaporize all the water and smoke the sticky brown leftovers
[22:59:28] matman: but dunno if it really works
[22:59:57] matman: only did it once and i didnt feel really much but i was high and drunk already
[23:01:40] matman: i tend to use my kitchen as a drug lab
[23:07:02] matman: i use some device my mom uses for grinding herbs for teh food as a grinder for weed
[23:07:19] matman: thats one of them things why my mom gets stoned every now and then
[23:08:09] matman: my mom even got stoned from 2nd hand smoke once
[23:08:51] matman: i smoked for like 10euros of weed in my living room in one joint
[23:09:17] matman: and after a while my mom wondered why she got that dizzy
[23:10:00] matman: i puked that day
[23:10:29] matman: only one of my friends was smoking from it too
[23:11:24] matman: it was really strong weed bough here in belguim
[23:11:38] matman: so very probally other drugs where on it
[23:12:00] Lord Segin the Hacker: *coughcrackcough*
[23:12:03] matman: they always put things like crack or dmt on weed here to make it addictive
[23:12:26] matman: if i buy weed in holland its really different
[23:12:47] matman: from belgian weed i even started hallucinating
[23:13:25] matman: a girl i know once was brought to them hospital after smoking weed with speed on it
[23:14:36] Lord Segin the Hacker: hmm
[23:14:46] matman: she was on some scouting camp
[23:14:49] Lord Segin the Hacker: I once smoked so much weed that like I wasn't high no more.
[23:15:31] matman: i smoked that much weed once i was looking for the toilet in tristans house on the couch in my room
[23:15:40] matman: i really believed i was in his house
[23:16:24] matman: and somehow i suddenly remembered i was in my room
[23:16:32] matman: i tried to stand up
[23:16:32] Lord Segin the Hacker: and peed out the window?
[23:16:57] matman: nah i didt even have to pee it afterwards
[23:17:07] Lord Segin the Hacker: probably pissed yourself.
[23:17:12] matman: i stood up and the normal world faded back in
[23:17:19] matman: nah i didnt
[23:17:44] matman: i suddenly remembered i just smoked weed in my room
[23:18:04] matman: and took a good look around
[23:18:11] matman: and realized i still was there
[23:18:53] matman: when i smoked them 10euro of weed in one joint me and my friend started moving our legs
[23:18:57] matman: and couldnt stop
[23:19:03] matman: for like half an hour
[23:20:03] matman: until some girl dont remember who sat on them after i asked to help stop my legs
[23:21:25] matman: i once found white powder wich looked like little crystals in my weed after i smoked all normal stuff
[23:21:38] matman: and them powder made me stoned too
[23:21:47] matman: it really looked like coke or so
[23:22:13] matman: maybe just stuff from the weed too
[23:22:30] matman: like teh stuff sticking too the bags usually but lots
[23:22:44] matman: and more shiny and transparent
[23:23:07] matman: it could have been coke
[23:23:39] matman: them guy who sold me it sometimes uses coke so it wouldnt be weird
[23:24:30] matman: some stupid kid actually but i asked someone to buy for me and he didnt find his dealer
[23:25:59] matman: that kid lost them damn good expensive bike friends of me stole
[23:27:13] matman: he had just put it outdoors in the middle of the city
[23:28:01] matman: if hed sold it he could even got a few hundred dollars
[23:32:05] matman: my sister says damn weird things when you wake her up
[23:32:28] matman: she just said eaawie ie or so
[23:32:34] Lord Segin the Hacker: quote them to me
[23:32:51] Lord Segin the Hacker: what are her name?
[23:33:04] matman: once she said like but mom didnt you gave me relatin didnt you write that on the board
[23:33:07] matman: jana
[23:33:12] Lord Segin the Hacker: hmm...
[23:33:21] matman: she even never took relatin
[23:33:29] matman: i tried it once, and it are sucks
[23:33:34] Lord Segin the Hacker: go up to her and say "konichi wa, jana-neechan"
[23:34:02] Lord Segin the Hacker: but you gotta pronounce it right
[23:34:15] matman: konichi wa i can pronounce
[23:34:20] matman: but whats neechan means
[23:34:41] Lord Segin the Hacker: neechan : older (nee) girl; sister (chan)
[23:34:54] Lord Segin the Hacker: it's a ae sounds..
[23:34:58] Lord Segin the Hacker: like hay
[23:35:12] Lord Segin the Hacker: it prnounce same way as nay
[23:35:16] matman: she knows what konii tsei wa means btw
[23:35:21] matman: i think so tho
[23:35:35] Lord Segin the Hacker: you knowwhat it are mean, though?
[23:35:50] matman: something like hi or good day
[23:35:57] Lord Segin the Hacker: it is "hello" in japanese
[23:35:59] matman: and harikato i know too
[23:36:07] Lord Segin the Hacker: ?
[23:36:11] matman: its goeiedag translated to duch
[23:36:14] Lord Segin the Hacker: ahh
[23:36:17] matman: harikato is like thanks
[23:36:28] matman: goeiedag is different then just hello
[23:36:28] Lord Segin the Hacker: it's arigatou
[23:36:32] matman: but about the same
[23:36:43] Lord Segin the Hacker: romanization is kinda hard to preform
[23:37:14] matman: i write how its written in them japanese to dutch book i have
[23:37:17] matman: somewhere
[23:37:38] matman: i once had a japanes gf
[23:37:42] matman: longg ago
[23:37:46] Lord Segin the Hacker: it are written that way to help for pronounce
[23:37:50] matman: but she whent to japan
[23:38:04] matman: but i didnt really care
[23:38:13] matman: i didnt like having a gf back then
[23:38:18] matman: i was like 10 or so
[23:39:28] matman: now i got a pic of my gf hanging behind my pc here
[23:39:50] matman: she gonna be back in about 10 days
[23:40:01] matman: i gona open some bottle of damn good wine then
[23:40:02] Lord Segin the Hacker: gonna fuck her?
[23:40:08] matman: that too
[23:40:11] matman: of course
[23:40:12] Lord Segin the Hacker: gimmie pics ^^
[23:40:40] matman: hmm damn then i heve to look for pics again
[23:41:18] Lord Segin the Hacker: well, hmm get more when she come back
[23:41:56] matman: i think she was on some pics i sent you recently

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Segin's "xdcc send pr0n" saga, ch 4.

So, out of sheer bordeom, I did another one.

[12:19:29] <segin> xdcc send pr0n
[12:19:29] <zolo> I'M NOT AN XDCC BOT FUCKER!!!
[12:19:30] <zolo> Im ignoring your dumb ass now.
[12:19:45] <segin> xdcc send pr0n plz

Saturday, August 05, 2006

How to RTFM

RTFM is a common IRC and chat term which means "Read The Fine Manual", with varations on the meaning of the "F". (most commonly it means "Fucking").

RTFM'ing is not hard. I shall detail the steps you must preform below.

1. Locate the fucking manual.
2. Read the fucking manual.

If this task is too difficult for you, please ask someone to hold your hand while you re-attempt the task.

Segin's "xdcc send pr0n" saga, ch. 1!

Yes, Finally! is back up and I finally have our original quote.

Here goes:

xdcc send pr0n



xdcc send pr0n plz


Monday, July 31, 2006

Segin's "xdcc send pr0n" saga, ch 3

Ahh, no chapter one yet, is still down.

But to kick things off anyways, here's the latest quote:
[18:20:51] <segin> xdcc send pr0n
[18:22:32] <ninjavsself> ninjavsself is sending pack #13 BigCocksXtreme 69 Anal Pounding FTW

IRC is fucked up.

Why you should stay away from #sponge on Rizon...

[18:03:00] IgneousPrime [igneou@one.supreme.bukkake.plz] is now known as SuperMario

[18:03:09] OMG

[18:03:12] SUPERMARIO

[18:03:14] <@Ginnethon> lol

[18:03:19] JokerXgg [] is now known as Luigi

[18:03:42] Query-Message from SuperMario

[18:03:49] WHEE

[18:03:51] LUIHI

[18:04:01] segin [] is now known as Wario

[18:04:05] <+Wario> DIE!!!

[18:04:12] <%SuperMario> THE FUCK

[18:04:15] LUIGI

[18:04:24] MY GOD

[18:04:27] <+Micho523> FFT3dGPU where do i get that iggy

[18:04:29] SuperMario [igneou@one.supreme.bukkake.plz] is now known as CarlMarx

[18:04:36] <%CarlMarx> gimme a sec micho

[18:04:37] Luigi [] is now known as JokerXgg

[18:04:50] <%CarlMarx>

[18:05:06] CarlMarx [igneou@one.supreme.bukkake.plz] is now known as InvaderPrime

[18:05:22] <+Micho523> get newest ver right?

[18:05:28] <+Micho523> i hate manual installs.....

[18:05:34] Wario [] is now known as CheGuevara

[18:05:39] <+CheGuevara> lol

[18:05:42] CheGuevara [] is now known as segin

[18:05:53] [PRIVMSG >>> nickserv]: identify

[18:06:05] InvaderPrime [igneou@one.supreme.bukkake.plz] is now known as Sexygurl91

[18:06:11] <%Sexygurl91> who wants piiccsss~~

[18:06:17] <+Micho523> oohmeee

[18:06:17] <+segin> ROFL

[18:06:25] <+Micho523> lol

[18:06:43] O.O

[18:06:58] Sexygurl91 [igneou@one.supreme.bukkake.plz] is now known as Sexygurl97

[18:07:00] <%Sexygurl97> here we go

[18:07:16] <%Sexygurl97> arent I smart, teehee

[18:07:45] OMG

[18:07:48] Hey there sexygurl

[18:07:50] ;-D

[18:07:58] <%Sexygurl97> hello! ^o^

[18:08:12] What u wearing

[18:08:13] :-D

[18:08:31] <%Sexygurl97> clothes! ^o^

[18:08:36] <%Sexygurl97> or am I

[18:08:38] <%Sexygurl97> teehee

[18:08:42] <%Sexygurl97> use your imagination big boi

[18:08:50] <+Micho523> ok

Segin's "xdcc send pr0n" series, vol 2.

This is the first volume posted in chronological order, but not created in chronological order. Expect episode 1 when I get the quote back off QDB.

Here's the thing. I go to IRC channels on, and message people "xdcc send pr0n", after the popular way of downloading anime and manga (which is by messaging "xdcc send #", where pack-number is a number linked to a file, rwhich th bot sends to you via DCC).

Anyways, enjoy!

(by the way, all of these are from private messages, which my client makes to look like a normal channel conversation.)

[17:08:34] xdcc send pr0n
[17:08:48] ...
[17:09:01] i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am
[17:09:05] xdcc send pr0n plz
[17:10:01] i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am
[17:10:18] "a bot i am" you say? Well, where's the pr0n?
[17:11:01] ...
[17:11:01] i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am
[17:12:01] ...
[17:12:02] i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am
[17:13:01] ...
[17:13:02] i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am
[17:13:50] stfu.
[17:14:01] ...
[17:14:02] i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am
[17:15:02] ...
[17:15:03] i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am

Thursday, July 27, 2006

The gooberment's idioticy has no bounds.

The gooberment has passed a law recently which makes images which are stylized as child pornography (but aren't actually child porn) illegal. They said that they are doing so "To protect childern everywhere". Yeah right, that;s the biggest load of crap I have ever heard. what this law bans is called "lolikon", which is Japanese-style drawings of the underage in explicit (or not so) sexual acts/positions. They aren't pictures of real people. Now, you might be wondering why Iam complaining about *this*, it's real simple: The gooberment is making *DRAWINGS* that look like child porn illegal. Fuck, the gooberment's logic is that if these people look at this crap, they automatically want to fuck kids. Oh my god, that is a load of horsecrap. Does that mean that everyone that buys porn wants to rape women? Should we make porn illegal outright now? Come on, there's got to be a limit as to how stupid the gooberment can be... err, I guess there isn't.

If you are wondering, I got a bit of my source from a 4chan post on /b/ (although I think this guy is nuts):

It's not that I would ever entertain the thought of doing anything with children. The biggest thrill of looking at lolicon stuff for me is that it reminds me of sexual fantasies I had when I was young. I mean, seriously, are you saying you never had "nasty" thoughts about the kids around you when you were young?

Isn't it natural to think of little girls as cute, delightful, pretty, etc? Don't those qualities carry a sexual nature about them? Isn't it possible to have sexual thoughts that include children without ever having an urge to actually do something sexual with kids? Does looking at pictures of adult women automatically make someone want to go out and rape a woman against her will?

I've had several relationships (including my current one) with women of legal age. I have no need to do anything sexual with a child and know that it wouldn't be very satisfying. Looking at drawn lolicon pictures and the fantasies involved seem to me like a nice temporary escape into my own childhood sexuality... reliving thoughts I had back then and adding upon them.

Do we automatically have to think of everyone who looks at lolicon the same way as we would a child rapist or pedophile? Can't someone play with fantasies without desiring to actualize them?

And now I'll go wait for the gooberment to ban computer monitors with built-in power cords.

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Goatse is illegal, NOO!!!

Those goberment hasshats up in Washington finally fucking did it. They made a tradition of the Internet illegal. Now, linking to pages such as Goatse and without telling the reader that said site(s) contain obsene material is illegal. An excerpt from the bill (permalink:

(sorry if this looks like shit, I copy-pasted the HTML from my site's copy linked above)


    (a) In General- Chapter 110 of title 18, United States Code, is amended by inserting after section 225B the following:

`Sec. 2252C. Misleading words or digital images on the Internet

    `(a) In General- Whoever knowingly embeds words or digital images into the source code of a website with the intent to deceive a person into viewing material constituting obscenity shall be fined under this title and imprisoned for not less than 2 years nor more than 10 years.

    `(b) Minors- Whoever knowingly embeds words or digital images into the source code of a website with the intent to deceive a minor into viewing material harmful to minors on the Internet shall be fined under this title and imprisoned for not less than 5 years nor more than 20 years.

    `(c) Construction- For the purposes of this section, a word or digital image that clearly indicates the sexual content of the site, such as `sex' or `porn', is not misleading.

    `(d) Definitions- As used in this section--

      `(1) the terms `material that is harmful to minors' and `sex' have the meaning given such terms in section 2252B; and

      `(2) the term `source code' means the combination of text and other characters comprising the content, both viewable and nonviewable, of a web page, including any website publishing language, programming language, protocol or functional content, as well as any successor languages or protocols.'.

    (b) Table of Sections- The table of sections for chapter 110 of title 18, United States Code, is amended by inserting after the item relating to section 2252B the following:

      `2252C. Misleading words or digital images on the Internet.'.

Orignal blog post link:

Saturday, July 15, 2006

Sony Playstation 3 versus the Microshat Xbroke 360

Ahh, the rich sweetness of another flame, another chance to just totally bitch at the world.

Or maybe to myself.

Anywho, let's get this show on the road! It's time for Segin's Blog of Rantings and Ravings!

Today, I slander the Microsoft XBox 360.

Now, the first thing you think about when you buy a new game system is "Does it have any good games out for it?", not "Will it catch my house on fire?". But that second question is what you are forced to ask yourself with the overheating Xbox 360. Of course, Microsoft still cannot make a decent product, and now our country is littered with game consoles whose poor design have costs many innocent (or maybe not) Americans their lives, or at least their houses, err, I mean, their trailers. Anyways, you're asking me, "Well, I'm going to go get the PlayStation 3! Hah!", and my reply to that is "Good choice.". Why? Because of 2 main reasons that stick out like an ugly, old, woman in a rave club: Number 1: Backwards compatability.
The Playstation 3 owners everywhere can enjoy all the classics fom the Playstation 2 and old Playstation right on their PS3, and even in true hi-definition (old PS1 games may be very pixelated). The number two reason is that the PS3 will ship from the factory with Linux preinstalled. Folks, this is not a rumor. It's straight from the horse's mouth (Sony). With the PS3, you will be able to enjoy many games that current Linux users enjoy, such as Quake 3, DOOM, Abuse, Enemy Terroritory, and some others. You can use console emulation programs such as VisualBoyAdvance, ZSNES, Snes9x, Mupen64, and iNES, allowing you to play virtually any game ever made on your Playstation 3. This feature is already enjoyed by owners of modded original Xboxes, but this is without mods, using programs that are designed to run on the PS3, because the PS3 runs Linux! And what of the XBox 360? Well, at least it makes a good toaster oven.

Monday, May 15, 2006

Ahh, another asshole.

Today, we discuss another asshole. Gerald Lopes is the biggest idiotic moron in the JROTC program to date. He acts like I am a walking plauge! I hope this asshole get thrown in prison for being gay.

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Republicans are Marxist bastards.

Recently, I have read the biggest piece of bullshit, hyperlinked by this post's title (that means, click on the title at the top of this post to see what I am talking about).

Anyways, here's the email I sent to Shelly:

No no no, you got it all wrong, George Bush is communist. He's with the oil companies, whose corporate headquarters are in countries full of... Arabs! That's right! George W. Bush is siding with them, and you are a naive idiot to think otherwise. He became President so that no one would question him in any wrongdoing, and guess what, IT'S WORKING. Just look how he sits all innocent, while his oil stock goes up with gas prices. Purely evil, I tell you. His best friend is probably Osama Bin Laden.

Now, back to this "Linux is evil" issue. It's a total crock of shit, and you know it. Linux wasn't created to take SHIT from anyone. It wasn't created to attack Windows (which was a horrible piece of 16-bit shit in 1991, with cooperative multitasking (which causes bad things to happen), whereas Linux has had pre-emptive multitasking and a modern 32-bit kernel and userspace since it's inception), it's original reason to exist was to provide a nice, free (as in freedom, not price) alternative to Minix. Not Windows, Not UNIX (which was owned by AT&T at that time), not anything else. Sure, you could get a free (as in freedom, not price) UNIX from the University of California's Computer Research center at Berkley for $800 dollars. It was called BSD -- the same BSD as FreeBSD, OpenBSD, and NetBSD. But no, Linux wasn't created to attack Windows. The people that Linux was made for would rather die before using Windows.

You make idiotic claims that there is no anti-virus fron Norton. Actually, there is no Norton anymore. It's just a name used by Symantic, which bought out Norton, Inc. YEARS ago. There is anti-virus for Linux, made by Grisoft.

If Linux is so comunist, why will Sony ship it with their PlayStation 3? Why did NASA (a government orgnization) just spend some big bucks on a high preformance Linux cluster? Why? cause Windows is a inferior joke. It couldn't be clustered if you wanted to cluster it.

The entire idea of using Linux to beat Windows was created by IBM, Red Hat, Inc., Novell, and a few other companies. The creator of Linux, Linus Torvalds, couldn't give a flying fuck if Linux was ever used by anyone. He honestly doesn't care. He doesn't care if Windows is number one -- Remember, Linux was technologically far superior to Windows from it's inception.

Thirdly you say there is no decent office suite for Linux -- I fail to find the lack of an offering from Microsoft a total lack thereof. Microsoft isn't the end-all be-all of the computer industry. Hell, all they are is a ad-hoc company that just steals shit from Apple all the time, in fact, they got sued in the 80's over that. There is a office suite for Linux, in fact, there is a good few of them. OpenOffice is totally free, and can read Microsoft Office documents with ease. If you have KDE, you can use KOffice, and Sun offers their StarOffice product for Linux as well.

Fourth, you claim that there is no Frontpage. Get over it. If you can't make HTML code by hand, what the fuck good are you? I'll tell you: You are as worthy as a web designer as you claim the Democrats are. (My political stance is Independent, I refuse to take sides). Either learn HTML by hand or shut the fuck up already. Ever heard of Nvu? Probably not, because you have this idiotic, completly Socialist ideology that the only good things are those produced by companies. I know that Karl Marx held the same ideas. You claim to be so democratic and freedom-loving, but you have proven yourself a Marxist all the way.

Fifth, you have the idea that anything non-American is inferior and should be eradicated. I know a man that had a similar idea, his name is Adolf Hitler, and he only had one testicle. Ohh, and he killed 6 million Jews, but that's not important, because they weren't Americans, they were just European Jews, right? That makes it right that he killed them, in your mentality, right, right? In fact, this ideal of yours is the most Marxist, Communist, Socialist, idiotic piece-of-shit mentality ever made.

And I can prove there is no God; if He existed, he wouldn't have allowed you to exist. May your Marxist self rot in hell.

-- Segin, proud American (which you aren't)

Friday, April 14, 2006

Debian, Overdose, And NetBSD

One sensible post a year won't kill my record as a troll, of course this may not stay sensible for long. Recently my NetBSD box has it's last straw and threw up it's filesystem :(, and so I installed Debian on it. I am starting to wonder if that was a good idea... No matter. I have also been writing a chat client, whose website is

=== EDIT ===
That particular box now runs Windows 2000 Pro. I installed Services for Unix cause I just can't live without a UNIX enviroment.

Monday, March 27, 2006

The Downfall of Microsoft

Microsoft is dead.


The huge beast that has thrown nothing more than an evolved DOS, and then an evolved VMS (have you ever used VMS? come on, it makes Linux and UNIX looks like it was designed for newbies!) down our throats for the last 21 years is dying. Evidence of this is desperate accusations of Steve Ballmer, CEO, over multiple patent infringments (total horseshit if you ask me.), FUD, lies, and absolute bullshit.

Can't we just turn their entire campu into a smoking glass sheet?

Friday, March 10, 2006

Microsoft cannot pay employees well

Lately, I have read about how Microsoft is unable (or unwilling) to actually pay it's employees well. The pay system is simple, it's not about preformance, it's about popularity. Unless everyone and their grandmothers know who you are, you're pretty much fired. Check the blog at for links to news articles.

Saturday, January 28, 2006


In A.D. 2101
War was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's You !!
Cats: How are you gentlemen !!
Cats: All your base are belong to us.
Cats: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say !!
Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Cats: HA HA HA HA ....
Operator: Captain !!
Captain: Take off every 'zig' !!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move 'zig'.
Captain: For great justice.

Sunday, January 15, 2006

Microsoft is the antichrist and I can prove it!

You may think I am nuts when you look at the title of this post. First of all, I am neither religious, or of any religion. I know that some christian scriptures depict of a great evil which controls all. Well, my friends, I would like to tell you that this 'great evil' is no other than Microsoft.

I aint joking.

Their Windows software runs on 90% or so of all computers. It is because of this that our government tried to stop them... AND FAILED. You guys don't remember the Microsoft trials? Well, don't go away yet, there's more.

For them to rule over all, they need to expand from just PCs... and they have. Cell phones, PDAs, ATMs, hell, even gas pumps run Microsoft's Windows OS. Even the XBOX runs Windows (XBOX360 uses a highly modified form of Windows). Hell, just about every dreamcast disc ever made has Windows CE on it. You may look at me and say "I don't care, just as long as it works." GUESS WHAT PEOPLE: NEWS FLASH: EITHER YOU GET SOME UNDERSTANDING ON HOW EVERYTHING YOU USE WORKS OR JUST DON'T USE IT. IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE MUCH, JUST ENOUGH TO FIX IT IN SOME CASES. There, did I rant enough? Maybe not.

The Xbox360, Microsoft's penultmiate gaming platform, is shit. It suffers from bad design, poor wiring, and a cheap cooling solution which has already cost people their lives. People have DIED over the faults and improper design of the Xbox 360. Businesses go under due to the unreliability of the Windows operating system, which causes widespread unemployment. Microsoft has a track record of creating inferior products, shoving them down the collective throats of the American people, using social engineering, no doubt, and then they claim NO responsibility when their shit fucks up. Why? Because, like I said, Microsoft is trying to control the entire planet. Don't belive me? I'll get into something you cannot avoid - The Windows EULA. First of all, you DO NOT "own" your copy of Windows like you "own" a CD. You can take your cD you got and lend it to a neibourgh, make some personal copies, make a mix CD (for personal use), and a few other things. Not really restrictive, concidering that you are actually LEASING you copy of Windows from Microsoft. You do one thing wrong, and Microsoft can LEGALLY wipe your hard drive spotless. How can they do that? Read the EULA. It is a contractually-blounding legal agreement which you must uphold or face the consequences. Hell, the EULA even allows ofr Microsoft to do ANYTHING, and I do mean ANYTHING, with your PC. They can do as damned as they please with your system that you paid good money for. And you are bound in a LEGAL contract with Microsoft which states you must let them do it, or find a new operating system.

And it seems that Linux just started looking even better... and I wonder why?

That's my view, and the dumbed-down version of the EULA.